Learningon

This is very funny. If you like cats and piano music you will probably like this. Hope you enjoy.

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Today is my Birthday!!!! I am now 11. I don’t feel older yet. Thank you to all that have already commented.

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This is my pinata that I made for my Birthday Saturday.

It was fun to make but very messy. Here is link on how to make one. http://www.domestic-church.com/CONTENT.DCC/19981101/FRIDGE/pinata.htm

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Yesterday my mom and I went to lunch for my Birthday, after lunch we went and got my ears pierced for my B-day present.

I also made/am making a pinata for my B-day.

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This is a really good story. Please read all of it.

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Once upon a time, there was a princess that lived in a beautiful palace overlooking a simple but worldly village. She lived in the castle with her Father, the King, and a handful of faithful servants. Her Father doted over her, supplying her every need and most all of her wants. Over the years, she blossomed into a beautiful teenage girl, quick-witted, full of laughter, and always obedient - but increasingly lonely.

Ofter, late at night, she would gaze from the window of her room, high in the castle wall, watching the people far away in the streets below. She would lean towards the gaiety, straining, past the sounds of music and laughter to try and pick out the words of the young people. No sad, lonely sounds ever reached her ears, and she began to believe that they must be the happiest people in the kingdom.

“Father?” she asked one evening as they worked together on what he called her preparation. “Do you think that perhaps I might one evening be allowed to attend one of the festivals at the village? Perhaps just for a short time?”

The old, wise King laid aside the Book of Lessons and looked upon his daughter with compassion, and concern. “My child , the village below is a worldly place full of sad people. The sound of merriment that you sometimes hear is their attempt to drown out the emptiness and despair of their lives. It is best that you stay in the castle.”

Though she loved her Father, it was not the answer she wished.

“but Father, how will I ever meet… I mean… someday I would like to… Oh Father, you are so good to me, and I do so love it here, but at times I get so lonely!”

The King sat back in his chair, his eyes suddenly seeing his daughter not as the little girl she would always be to him, but as the young lady she was becoming. He then decided.

“It is time to tell you.”

“Tell me what, Father?”

Standing to his feet, he walked to a window overlooking the countryside to the East. His eyes fastened onto the King’s Highway, a straight road that passed high above the village and led to the castle gate.

“Shortly after you were born, I foresaw The Day when you would need someone special–someone with whom to spend your life. I set out to search; to visit other castles in the Kingdom; to find a prince for you. Not just anyone, but that special someone.”

The King turned to look at his Princess, her eyes full of wonderment.

“I have met him. I know who he is.”

“Oh, Father, where does he live? When do I get to meet him?”

“He lives far away, but not so far. In a castle not unlike this one. He, too, is being prepared as you are–both for the other. Come stand beside me, my child.”

She walked to where her Father stood by the window.

“See there? That’s the King’s highway. When the time is right, and not before, he will come on a white steed. You will know him.”

Then taking her hands into his, he looked into her tear brimmed eyes.

“Princess. Never forget you are a child of the King. You are Royalty. The one being prepared for you is also of Royal Descent. Be patient. Prepare. And stay in the castle.”

She hugged the King, jumping into his arms, happy now and determined to prepare and wait. For many months, at night, she looked out her bedroom window, past the village and its sounds to the Highway above, watching and dreaming of the one who would some day come.

A year passed. Then another. The deram became harder to envision, and the night sounds of laughter and glee from the village below again began working their way slowly into her thoughts. It became harder to concentrate on her preparation; harder to be patient.

One morning while taking her breakfast in the Royal Kitchen, a knock was heard at the back door; the door where deliveries were made from teh village below. She waited for one of her Father’s servants to answer, but when none immediately did, she decided to answer it herself.

“Hello,” said the young delivery man as he pulled off his crumbled hat and bowed. (It was an exaggerated bow, very low and lasting, followed by a winsome smile.) She couldn’t help but laugh.

“Delivery for his Royal Highness, the King,” he proclaimed with just the slightest shade of irreverence. “And my, but I must say that he has hired some lovely kitchen help, a great improvenment indeed!”

“Why, thank you, but I’m not the kitchen help,” she replied blushing, “I’m the King’s daughter.”

“I had heard he had a daughter. But I was never told how beautiful she was! Do you live here all alone with you Father?”

“For now,” she replied, thinking briefly of the now fading story her Father had told her.

He carried the supplies past her into the kitchen. “You ought to come down to the village some night. The lads would be taken with you! Lots of friends your age and wonderful parties.”

“Tell me about the village.”

For an hour they talked, and talked, and laughed. Every story of the village life seemed so full of humor and excitement! He acted out the stories he told and sang a village favorite, dancing merrily to the tune. She could not remember ever laughing so much, and found herself resenting her Father for not allowing her to take part.

“You must come to the village this very night. The Fall Festival begins, and it is the best of the year.”

She glaced awkwardly at the closed kitchen door. “I don’t believe my Father would allow me to attend.”

“Then sneak out after dark. I will meet you at the bridge this side of the village. You’ll have a great time!”

“Perhaps.” She hesitated. “But I can’t promise.”

“I’ll meet you there,” he said, then shut the door and was gone before she could answer.

That evening, she sat with her Father in the Great Room, he reading aloud from the Book of Lessons, and she pretending to be listening. In reality, she was measuring the diminishing light from the setting sun. The distant music began to loft up from the festival below, her imagination going skyward with it. It took several moments before she realized that her Father had stopped reading.

“You seem far away tonight.”

She straightened her dress nervously, “No, just tired I think. Perhaps I should go to bed early.”

“Darling…”

“Really, Father, I’m fine,” she said, quickly getting to her feet. “Good night,” she said back over her shoulder as she scampered up the stairs.

Two hours later, when it was believed that all in the castle were sleeping, a lithe, young figure stole out the kitchen door and disappeared into the night.

Three months later, a slightly older, but much changed Princess marched into the Great Room to announce to her Father the decision she had made on the previous night. Her midnight visits had increased in frequency since that first visit a life time ago. The village night life was more exciting than she had ever dared imagine. The people, though sometimes cruel, laughed and sang and danced and chased each night into dawn. They were living! Living now! Not just waiting for a dream that might never come true.

The young man that had met her the first night had treated her, well, like royalty! In a hundred ways her made her feel special. Then last night, the greatest of all nights of her life, he had proposed to her. She clutched the ring he had slipped onto her finger tightly in her palm, drawing courage from the pain it produced.

“Father, I have something to tell you.”

He sat in his chair, the Book of Lessons on his lap, its pages freshly stained with his tears. She almost lost her resolve.

“I’ve met a young man. I know I shouldn’t have gone without your permission but… anyway, we are going to be married–right away!”

The King shut the Book and stared out towards the Highway. “I watched you go each night, wishing you back.” Then turning His eyes to her and through her. “This castle has never been a prison. This castle is a decision. I want you to know that if you leave here, things will never be the same again. My love for you will never change, but everything– EVERYTHING– else will.”

She wavered for a moment, but only a moment, her head filled now with the village ideas.

“I know that this is what is right for me. He may not be Royalty, but I love him.” And with that, she left the castle.

She woke with the dawn, not knowing that it was a year to the day since her departure. Her back hurt. “Just part of being in your last month of pregnancy,” the village women had told her. Rising with difficulty, her husband muttered something in his half drunken state. He had come home only hours before and they had argued–again. Oh, well, after the baby was born maybe things would get better.

There was still a house to clean and chores to do. Picking up a worn, straw broom, she walked outside to sweep the front porch. Their house was small. It sat at the edge of town, not far from the bridge where he had waited for her that first night. Her eyes followed the path up to her Father’s Castle. The King had still found little ways to show her that he had not forgotten her; that she had still loved. But what he had said was now true. Nothing was the same.

Her eyes wandered to the East to spend a few minutes watching the sun rise, a simple pleasure that she shared alone each morning. Its rays almost blinded her, distorting the trees and hills beyond. Squinting against its brightness, she returned to the job at hand, first glancing absently up the High Road.

Her heart seemed to stop, gripped as if by a strong hand. The broom quivered in her grasp. Far down the road came a white horse, its rider sitting straight and tall. He seemed to be coming straight out of the sun. The horse quickened its pace as it neared the castle, sensing the excitement of its master. Her heart began to beat again, now loud and in rhythm to the pounding hoofs. He reigned his mount to a stop outside the castle’s front gate. She could not make out his features, but his stance spoke of honor and character. He knocked on the front door, her front door not that long ago. The King stepped out to greet him, and she watched as they conversed; watched as the King spoke with his hands, and then pointed toward the village. Involuntarily, she took a step back into the shadow of the porch.

The noble Prince listened carefully, his strong shoulders sagging in disappointment and sadness. Shaking the King’s hand, and receiving from him a consoling hug, he mounted his horse. He looked toward her village home, his eyes finding hers in the shadows. For a moment they both stared. Then, pointing his mount back toward the sun, he rode away into its brightness.

She felt the hot tears on her arms and hands long before it occurred to her that she was crying. “Nothing,” she thought, “Will ever be the same.”

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I did not write this story

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The policeman brought four boys before the judge.
” They caused a terrific commotion at the zoo, your Honor,” he said.

“Boys,” said the judge sternly, “I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency like this. As I point to each one of you, tell me your name, and what you were doing wrong.”

“My name is Tom,” said the first boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”

“My name is Dirk,” said the second boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”

“My name is Harry,” said the third boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”

“My name is Peanuts,” said the fourth boy.

An 80-year-old couple was worried because they kept forgetting things all the time! The doctor assured them that nothing was seriously wrong except old age, and suggested they carry a notebook and write things down so they wouldn’t forget.

Several days later, the old man got up to go to the kitchen. His wife said, “Dear, get me a bowl of ice cream while you’re up.” “Okay,” he said. “…and add some chocolate syrup on it and a few chrerries too,” she added. “You’d better write all this down.” “I won’t forget!” he said.

Twenty min. later he came back into the room and handed his wife a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon. She glared at him. “Now, I told you to write it down! I knew you’d forget.” “What did I forget?” he asked. She replied, “My toast!”

Late one night, a hitch hiker was walking down the road waiting for someone to stop and give him a ride. He had been walking for hours when finally a four-door slowed down and stopped, so he got in. Immediately he realized a problem: there was no driver. Yet, mysteriously, the car started moving!

The man thought that this was VERY strange, especially when, approaching a turn, as he quickly tried to turn the wheel, a hand reached in and turned it just before the car drove off the cliff. Paralyzed with terror, the hitch hiker watched as the hand appeared before every curve.hen the car finally coasted to a stop, the man got out and ran to a quick-stop and told everyone about his amazing experience.

Pretty soon, two guys walked into the quick-stop. “Look, Pete”, one said, “it’s the guy who got in the car while we were pushing it.”

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet.So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he would like to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede (100 leg bug), which came in a little box for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to church with me today?, We will have a good time.” But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going to church with me and recieve blessings?” But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there, you want to go to church with me and learn about the Lord?”

A little voice came out of the box…………………….

“I heard you the first time, I’m putting on my shoes.”

Lisa was talking on the phone to her friend, Julie.

“First I got laryngitis, then tonsillitis and pneumonia, next I got hemophilia, and I ended up getting hypodermics and inoculations!”, moaned Lisa.

“Boy!”, said Julie. “You sure have had a rough time.”“I’ll say! I thought I’d never get through that spelling contest!”

One day there was a chicken that went to the library. He went in and said, book, book book, he grabbed a book, and walked out with it. A few hours later he came back, said, book book, book, grabbed another, and left again. Well, the librarian was curious about where the chicken was doing with the books, so she followed him. A few minutes later the chicken ducked into the woods. The curious librarian slowly peeked into the woods and saw the chicken thrown the book into the pond. Suddenly, a frog popped out of the water and onto the book. Guess what he said! Read it, read it.

Two inexperienced huters were hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost. ”Don’t worry”, said the first hunter.”I heard that if your lost, you fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.” They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half-hour later they tried it agian, and still no one heard them. Finally, they decided to try it a third time. ”This better work,” said the second hunter. ”These are our last Arrows”!

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This is my sister and her cat Poe.

This is Poe playing with wrapping paper.

This is Poe in the Christmas tree.

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