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Today we were eating, and my mom looks up at me and says:  “Today is the beginning of the rest of your life.”

Me: “Oookay…”

My brother: “Where did that come from?”

Mom: “I don’t know. It just popped into my head.”

It was kinda funny.  

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You know you have a little sister when you find a worm drowned in powdered laundry soap in the dryer.

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Yesterday we were in the car going somewhere, and my little brother decided to try to start a fight with my little sister.

Jacob: “I’m older!”

Emily with enthusiasm: “I’m fatter!!!!!!”

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This is a silly song that my friend and I made up on the way home from a homeschool band we do.

Silly Song #1

Coca-cola went to town

Dr. Pepper shot him down

Pepsi-cola fixed him up

Now we all drink 7-Up

7-Up got the flu

Now we all drink Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew climbed a mountain

Now we all drink from the fountain

Water, water has no taste

Now we all drink Gatorade

Gatorade fell off the gate

Now we all drink Lemonade

Lemonade is so sour

Now we drink at Happy Hour (Sonic special)

Happy Hour is full of fools

Now we all drink Red Bull (energy drink)

Red Bull lost it power

I shouldn’t be tellin’, but we drank Ellen

Ellen, Ellen has a lisp

Now we all drink Mrs. Smith

Mrs. Smith fell asleep

Now we’re all singin’ Jesus Take the Wheel

The end is not a lie

But we died

Filed by learningon at 8:59 p04 under Imagination, silly, Poetry, fun!
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Somehow my sister was able to pull off a joke on me.  *sigh*

Heres how it goes.

We were in the car going shopping and…

Katie:  Where is my phone?

Me: Um…

Katie: Oh, here it is. It says I have a message.   *Listens to the message with a really straight thinking  face*

Me: Who was it?

Katie: Mom and Dad…  just a minute, I have to listen to it again.

Katie: *Hangs up* We have to go home now!

Me: What happened?

Katie: There is a fire at home.

Me: *Freaking out* Inside?

Katie: Yeah, something with the stove and gas lines.

Me: *Almost to the point of tears I was so scared*  Can we pray?

Katie: Yeah, you first.

Me: Dear God, please protect mom and dad and everybody at home. Help them put out the fire before the house burns down all the way. Amen

Katie: Dear God, thank you for this day, and thank you that I have a little sister that I can play April Fools jokes on…

Me: KAAAATTTIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so mean!

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1.

A Valentines poem
Roses are red,
Violets blue,
I copied your paper,
And I flunked too.

2.

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying really hard.

Love you,

Your $on

The reply:

Dear Son,

I am so glad you have eNOough time to study and make friends,

Being an hoNOr student, I’m sure you are really busy.

I am glad you are gaining lots of kNOwledge.

Do NOt forget that we love and miss you!

Dad

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Katie and Lizzy, I left some jokes for you!

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Me and My brother “Performing”

If the embeding doesn’t work here is a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQc9_zo6N6s

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